By Dan Yonah Johnson
Lloyd Farm – Radnor, Ohio – Friday, May 8, 1970, 6:30 AM
Sheila Lloyd couldn’t wait for the school bus to arrive, but she had to. It was fairly cool in the early hour and Sheila didn’t care…even in her especially short tartan plaid mini dress offering a lot of leg to the morning frost. She stomped her shoe into the gravel at the edge of the berm, goose-necking a far look down the road for a blob of yellow. Her brothers Tommy and Davey noticed her fidgeting but didn’t make much out of it. Sheila was typically nervous anymore. They were getting used to it. But one thing earlier in the morning made them complain to each other…how Sheila had spent an exceptionally long time in the bathroom—for whatever reason. And it seemed like there was an excessive amount of long black hair in the sink…more than usual. Maybe she was still nerved-out by the Bob Jones funeral a few days before.
Finally, the yellow blob appeared on the horizon and grew larger. After a seemingly long approach, the bus tires finally skid-gritted to a stop. Tommy and Davey hopped onboard first and split up, siding along with different buddies. But Sheila bounded on past them toward the back seat where her red-haired early morning date awaited. She dropped her fleshly hip next to Julia’s and immediately slid her hand down the backside of Julia’s jeans deep into her butt cleavage. Julia Watkins whimpered a low murmur as they melded discreetly into a cuddle. Discreetly, they thought. Actually, they weren’t accurately cognizant as to how their recently established next-level physicality was more prone to observation. In the middle of the bus, Jon Goldsberry bantered loudly back and forth with his posse—some were actual friends, others just wannabes…because Jon was all that…and would tell you so. He was the school blonde hair pretty boy asshole jock. His mom was the school drama and speech teacher. Mary Goldsberry was popular. Jon was popular. So, Jon got away with shit. A lot of shit. It was math.
And so, Jon was holding court in his bus seat with his groupies all-round. Stories about insults to others was his specialty. His head jacked-turned one way and the other, tracking who was paying attention to his show. In a split second, his eye fell on Sheila and Julia in the back. He caught them being a bit handsy with each other. His eyebrow popped, and his mouth gaped whaaaat? and immediately slid into an obnoxious sneer. Slapping several buddies on their shoulders and leaning into their ears, he spat-whispered his fresh instant guffaws with repeated lookbacks at Sheila and Julia. Laughs followed. And the girls caught it. Sheila immediately panicked. When you’re fifteen, most bad events are instant. The girls straightened themselves up. But Sheila hyperventilated, stealing repeated looks at Jon Goldsberry in his jocular self-glory.
Julia took Sheila’s face into her hands. “It’s okay…it’s okay,” reassured Julia with steady eyes. “It’s alright. We’re fine,” her voice calmed in a strong whisper. With her slender fingers she smoothed the fret wrinkles from Sheila’s forehead. “We’re alright babe. We’re alright.”
Sheila sat herself hard and square with her eyes straight out ahead toward the front windshield of the bus. She embedded her hand down into Julia’s. They could feel each other’s pulse. The moment hung in the air with a sense of the sacred…to the drone of bus tires on a country road.
Before Sheila and Julia entered the front doors of Hedgewood Junior High School, they tarried awhile as a rush of cacophonous bodies scrambled past them for the halls. Sheila was tremorous at the prospect of splitting up. They had different homerooms. And it was a long time before 3rd period art class—when they could be together again…and then later in 5th period—lunch in the cafeteria. Julia slid off her shoulder bag and rooted down into the bottom under schoolbooks and a plethora of girl paraphernalia. She extracted a clump of old-fashioned butterscotch hard candies and thrust them into Sheila’s bag. “Just suck on these and think of me,” said Julia with a sly smile.
Sheila huffed a small laugh, her dark worry dissipating a little in the morning light glinting off Julia’s flame-red hair.
In the school lobby they waved their goodbyes and went down their respective hallways—into the sound blast of locker door crash, deal-making, and last-minute gossip echoing off cement block walls. The electric bells rang, and soon enough Sheila was hunched down into her manila-color homeroom desk chair. Immediately, she popped her first butterscotch and closed her eyes…thinking of Julia. The homeroom teacher, Kathy O’Shea, silently began taking the attendance role, scanning the room, and checking off names one by one in her record book. The PA announcements began in their typical blather with the Pledge of Allegiance. But Sheila didn’t notice. She wasn’t listening and didn’t rise for the ritual. Ruby Taylor though—in the next row…stood and leaned over to rib Sheila.
“Pledge,” whispered Ruby urgently.
Sheila just groaned and remained seated. She dropped her crossed arms and head onto the desktop and whimpered, “I’m sick. I’m not getting up. Just tell O’Shea that I’m sick if she comes back,” pleaded Sheila in a thin whine.
But Miss O’Shea didn’t notice, and the announcements droned on…
Sheila really liked Kathy O’Shea, who in addition to being her homeroom teacher, taught geometry 1st period—making for a pretty decent beginning to Sheila’s school day…indeed, something of a safe zone for a couple of hours. It tended to calm Sheila down.
Kathy O’Shea was a good sort and a beautiful woman. Like Julia, she had flaming red short-bobbed hair and was svelte with fine chiseled features. Kathy always dressed the teacher-role—prim and proper. But her way of carrying herself with a confident sophistication belied, in Sheila’s estimation, a certain something else…something French-like that Sheila had seen in fancy women’s magazines painting a feminine world in vignettes gauzy and ethereal. In contrast to Kathy’s reserved exterior, Sheila imagined her to have a lingerie drawer to die for. She saw Kathy as a sort of future-Julia and mused that perhaps growing old wouldn’t be so bad after all. Kathy did it well. Damn well. Sheila figured that Kathy was about thirty. And she surmised Kathy to be a liberal, but a quiet one. She did her teaching job the way it was supposed to be done—according to the school district…without personal or political commentary. But one day, Sheila overheard Kathy talking to one of her teacher-girlfriends in the hallway. Kathy was worried about her younger brother who was a student down at OSU and up to his eyeballs in the protests. He burned his draft card by day and the ROTC building by night. Kathy had serious doubts about whether her brother would survive the war. Would the draft board or the police catch up with him…take him away somewhere…before he ever had a chance to bolt for Canada? Would the fucking war kill him one way or the other? And Sheila heard Kathy literally say fucking war.
Sheila had clear had it with the war-thing. She had inherited her father Evan’s WWII service post-traumatic stress—which came mainly from his participation in the liberation of the Mauthausen concentration camp. So even though Sheila’s mother Alice rendered admonitions on what not to verbalize about Evan’s ways…still, the war-thing loomed. For both Evan and Sheila, it wasn’t ever a question about whether going to war against Hitler was morally right…like Evan had a choice…but God Damn…how was it that so-called Christianity in Germany and Italy let Hitler and Mussolini and all their bastards get so fucking far down the road in the first place? That was what ripped it for Evan with religion.
Sheila was trying to navigate her life’s topography in very rocky times—including a funeral a few days before…for Bob Jones—a local boy killed in Vietnam. The stench of death and the exotic sweetness of Julia’s perfume made the very air mosaic. Which would prevail? Would the air ever become breathable again outside their personal-private enclave? The barometric pressure of Death increasingly enveloped and oppressed. A few nights before—in bed, Sheila heard something on her transistor radio about four Ohio students getting killed…at someplace called Kent State. The short news report kind of sounded like no one really understood what had happened.
“You okay, Sheila, honey?”
Sheila looked up to find Kathy O’Shea’s countenance upon her. Her eyes were kind. The room was empty. Kathy crouched down and caressed her hand along Sheila’s arm. Sheila began to weep. There was something about another person giving a damn that got to her. It didn’t happen very often.
“It’s okay, honey. It’s okay,” reassured Kathy—kind of like she had been in the same place sometime or another…maybe when she was fifteen. Or maybe it was the day before. “Honey…if you feel bad…if you want to take a break…down at the nurse’s office…or if you want to go home…you just let me know…do you know what you want to do right now?” probed Kathy as gently as she could muster. From experience, Kathy had a strong feeling that she was dealing with a young girl who was profoundly emotionally vulnerable if not wounded. A kid on the edge. Of something.
The 1st period students began sailing into the classroom and plopping into their desk chairs. It jolted Sheila. She immediately wiped her eyes and replied, “I’ll be okay, Miss O’Shea. I’ll be okay.”
“Alright, honey. But let me know if that changes, okay?”
Sheila nodded, bracing herself up with her geometry book and notebook. Stiffening her lip, she smiled up at Kathy, her redemptrix.
The class began. Kathy passed back a recent quiz and she led the class through a review of the problems. Sheila hadn’t missed any. She usually didn’t, but she appreciated the confirmation inherent in going over all the problems again…especially on such a troubled morning. One by one, Sheila contentedly retraced each theorem and its proof. She deeply valued having a Given in every problem. It meant that in any morass of space and number, one still started with something that was true. And if that something was applied to something else, it too would be true. And if, in the wild case, some empiricist might prove that a certain Given wasn’t really true…it really wasn’t a Given…what next? It would mean that something else was true. Something. Everything true and real…came from Somewhere-Something true and real. Right? At least, that was what Sheila believed in…what she relied on…what she could imagine to be possibly left of her dad’s religion, and hers, after him and so many others…who went not just walking through—but dwelt smack in the middle of the valley of death…where there really are no shadows at all, but only the heap-piles of the dead rotting putrid under an indifferent blazing sun, garish for a lifetime of nightmares, the stench-taste seared into a soldier’s…into a survivor’s brain for eternal vomit. The Giver didn’t give that. Right? Then, what next? That was the geometry problem for the ages.
1st period helped. Sheila calmed down as the quiz review transitioned to new problems…geometry problems. Kathy kept checking on Sheila with direct verbal and eye contact, and then a lot of surreptitious observation. She loved the girl. She worried about her. The thing that was different about Sheila Lloyd…that Kathy knew from experiencing Sheila’s geometric mind was that Sheila thought and felt more deeply than most people would ever guess. To most she was just another straight-haired buxom teenage girl…affable enough, but not a member of the most popular school social circles. Sheila and her friends were on the outer rings. But that’s just the way school always is. So, no one gave it much thought one way or the other. Common opinion was that Sheila was just one of the outer ring kids with her own certain set of weird traits. She likes that Julia a little too much. She needs to branch out more. She’ll grow out of it.
But Kathy O’Shea knew that Sheila was far more grown than most discerned. And she had figured out what the deal was with Sheila and Julia. And she feared others might be doing the same. There were whispers in the halls and in the teachers’ lounge. Kathy wasn’t married, and congruent with social norms, had no children…but just the same, she kept a vigilant tigress mother-eye over both Sheila and Julia.
The bell rang, and it was on to 2nd period. History. Goddamn history with Mr. Stack. Actually, Mr. R. Stack. No one knew what the hell R. stood for. It was just that he signed every goddamn thing he ever signed with R. Stack. He was a short, compact, and paunchy-built man
with a crewcut. Wore a lot of khaki-colored clothes. Ex-military…Korea…which he constantly alluded to in his nasal droning lectures. To hear him go on…it sounded like he’d be completely satiated if most took his war stories to mean that he, himself, did major foxhole time. Most students though just rolled their eyes, and traded hallway theories that Stack Attack had really just worked in the mess tent or something. Congruently, most students discerned that Stack was flat-out: NOT the sharpest pencil in the box. Like, everyone knew of Stack’s stash—a shit-load of candy and peanuts in his right-hand desk drawer. He thought nobody knew. Everyone knew. And apparently, he wasn’t very good at inventory control. He continually bitched at students over their gum chewing. They weren’t chewing gum. Dumb fuck.
But Stack knew all about war…he claimed. The title of the spring semester course was World History. To Stack…World History meant the history of the Roman Empire…because he was quite sure that all of Western civilization (specifically the good parts of it still remaining) and especially These United States (specifically the white parts) owed their unparalleled and beneficent qualities to the legacy of the Romans. He was quite sure of it. It was in this vein that he had for months been lacing his lectures with repeated allusions to the new movie Patton. “You should go see it. You really should…,” preached Stack Attack. With each occurrence of him making such a bid, he would roll out a little more about what emotional lotion he found in the movie that greased his privates up into full three-star generals. By wide gossip, the man had no wife.
And so, the class went into its usual gears. Stack droned on and Sheila zoned out, her head laid horizontally in her right hand with her eyes closed. She dreamed of her and Julia laying on the large flat stone at the creek and the summer coming on. But then her dream was suddenly punctured. Stack said a word: Cambodia. And it jolted Sheila. She raised her head and rubbed her eyes out, and actually started to listen to the sonofabitch. He was going on about Nixon. He was comparing a Roman general to Patton, and then Patton to Nixon. He was conjecturing that Nixon had probably watched the Patton movie, and that Patton’s philosophy of war probably influenced Nixon’s decision a couple of weeks before to invade Cambodia. An arc of electric pissed-off shot up Sheila’s spine to her brain, and her hand speared up into the air. Stack dismissively called on her, girl that she was.
“So…um,” started Sheila with piercing eyes. “…Would a new American Army base…put in South Vietnam…right next to the Cambodian border…like, back at the beginning of last month…would that…be part of Nixon going into Cambodia?”
“Yes, of course, honey,” blurted Stack in complete condescension. “That’s the way the world works. War takes planning and strategy. And then you carry it out…and see it through no matter what. No matter what. That’s the Roman and Patton way that Nixon’s following.” Stack was demonstratively satisfied with his matter-of-fact delivery. (Perhaps one day there would be a movie about him.)
Sheila nodded, protruding her lower lip. “So,” she retorted. “What you’re saying is that Nixon watching your goddamn little cartoon Patton movie is what got Jake Jones’ brother Bob killed in Vietnam three weeks ago. Great. Just fucking great.”
A brief deafening silence hung. And then, the whole classroom rolled, hissed, and squealed in complete shock. What did she just say? The firefight was on. Full metal jacket.
Stack’s eyes jacked. His jugular bulged. He grabbed up his teacher’s manual and flung it backwards. It slammed in a thud on the blackboard behind him.
Sheila didn’t blink.
“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?… LITTLE MISS JOAN BAEZ…OR WHAT, HUH?” bellowed Stack. “AND HERE’S A LITTLE MESSAGE FOR YOU, MISSY…YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A WEEK OF DETENTION, RIGHT HERE, FOR YOUR DISGUSTING NASTY LITTLE MOUTH!” added Stack lurching full forward on his little shoe tips to the point of losing his balance and having to catch himself from falling.
The classroom ooooh-ed lowly and deeply…taking in the horror.
“What?” blurted Sheila with a Black girl head-rock she learned from Ruby. “So, you can just stare at my tits the way you always do…except in private?” she shot, under-cupping her right breast and throbbing it upward and outward. “I can tell you now Sergeant Pepper, you ain’t EVER even gonna see…let alone…suck somethin’ this pretty!”
The class couldn’t take it. There were several audible ejaculations of Oh shit!
Stack was got. Rocked back on his heels got. Eyes wide, he stammered a few grunts. And then, silence. And then something had to be next. His eyes under his wild-hair eyebrows narrowed.
“Welllllll…uh…I can see that you’ve got yourself some major head problems, missy,” he tried for an opening attempt at re-taking the hill he had just lost. “You just earned yourself expulsion, Miss Lloyd,” was all Stack could muster to blubber with his eyes all bugged out.
“Fine, fine,” replied Sheila, resolutely throwing her flat hand up. “But before I go, I just want to know why you think history is just all about war. I mean, what is it with you? War, war, war…and like, war, only in terms of who wins and who loses. You don’t ever seem to give a shit about anyone who suffers and dies a horrible suffering death in war. You love Death, don’t you Stack? You think it’s, like, the coolest thing ever, don’t you? To you, Death is better than sex…or maybe not, huh? Maybe to you, Death is sex…your sex, anyway.”
Total silence hung in the classroom.
“YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY INSANE MISS LLOYD!” cried Stack. “GET OUT OF THIS CLASSROOM RIGHT NOW!” Spit and drool flew out of Stack’s jowls as he masturbated his pointing finger to the door.
“Yeah. Okay. Fine…,” nodded Sheila defiantly. “But I’ve got another question for you…teacher. Are you a Christian?”
Stack just stared at Sheila with huge wide eyes. Deer at night caught in unexpected illumination have more self-cognizance.
“What does that have to do with anything?” replied Stack with a wary crack in his throat. His eyes panned all the students in the room. Their eyes were riveted to his.
Sheila got up. She sauntered her curvy mini skirt legs up the center aisle and threw a hip thrust at Stack as she passed round him on her way to the blackboard. She grabbed a piece of chalk, wiggled her ass, and hastily scratched out a diagram on the board. It looked like a map of some kind. She slammed an X on a particular spot, and then a second X on another spot. Sheila turned abruptly, flipped her long black hair, and spoke sternly and authoritatively.
“Now…,” lectured Sheila, stab-pointing at the first X. “…THIS is Israel…where Jesus and all his original followers came from, right? And THIS…,” declared Sheila pointing at the second X. “…is Rome.”
It could then be recognized that she had drawn the boot of Italy and the whole Mediterranean basin with Israel on the far east end of it.
“So…,” continued Sheila. “…Israel was all the way over here on the edge of your precious big-ass fucking war-crazy Roman Empire. Not because the Jews wanted to be in the empire. No. They were, like, being conquered by the Romans…getting the shit kicked out of them every day…Jews were getting killed all the time…on crosses and shit. So. You got Jesus and all his followers. And you got the Romans who reportedly nailed his ass to a cross.” And Sheila stepped forward on her high platforms all pretty and leggy, gliding her curves, and flipping her girl-hair. She went right at him and hovered over his face. She was taller. “So, Stack. Which side are you on? Roman…or Christian?” queried Sheila.
But then suddenly, Stack relaxed. His eyebrows raised and a smart-ass smirk cracked across his blather hole. He had a retort. An easy one. He had her, he thought.
“My dear,” he began in complete condescension. “I thought you were a better student. For you not to know that the Christians ultimately became Roman…well…I am just…uh…surprised that you did not know that. The Emperor Constantine made Christianity the official religion of the Roman Empire in the early 300s…”
“Yeah. The year was 323,” informed Sheila impudently, cutting Stack off with her glare-eyes.
“Uh…yeah…The point, missy, is that the Christian leaders wanted that to happen. So…”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah…,” blurted Sheila, cutting Stack off again. “That was a bunch of later pagans who converted from whatever to something called Christianity, but Christianity was really just a made-up thing…you know? What I am talking about is the original followers of Jesus…the Jewish ones…including his family… his mom and his brothers and his sisters and cousins…all of them Jews…who would never become Roman because, like, Romans hated Jews, and duh, killed them all the time. So, like, tell us Stack. Teach us, teacher. What happened to Jesus’ original Jewish followers…since you’re the super-duper Roman Empire teacher and all? What happened to ‘em Stack…huh?…come on, now…tell us. Did they all get beamed up to the Starship Enterprise with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, or what? Did the Romans have some kind of Hiroshima bomb or somethin’, and just blew ‘em all to hell…or what? …Oh…oh…or maybe they were protestors, huh?….Yeah. They were protestors. And the Romans just wiped them out on the spot like this shit I’ve been hearing about what happened at Kent State this week. But you tell me, Stack. Where’d they all go, Stack? Just…poof? Like magic? Gone? All the thousands and thousands of Jews…that followed Jesus…their children and grandchildren…what happened to them?…just gone?…like what?…like the Holocaust…huh? What, Stack? What? WHERE’D THEY ALL GO, STACK???” bellowed Sheila with her hands clasped high on her ribcage and her cleavage all pushed out. Her black hair flipped, and her grey eyes blazed.
Stack’s mouth did a weird rolling garble thing like it had a dead donkey dick in it, and he managed to start with “Well…uh…,”
“YOU DON’T KNOW!!!” jumped Sheila. “YOU…DON’T…KNOW!!! SINCE YOU DON’T KNOW…I’LL TELL YOU THE ANSWER, teacher: Jesus’s Jewish folks went over the Jordan River to a city called Pella. THAT’S where they went.”
“And how do you know that, missy?” countered Stack.
“Because I READ dumb ass. I actually READ when y’all send me to library period. The Flight to Pella got written up by Eusebius and Epiphanius…and them mother fuckers were ROMAN CHRISTIAN historians. I READ, Stacky…you…you just talk out your ass. But me? My ass…is for finer things.” Sheila turned and kicked all her curvy curves out the door.
The bell rang.
The kids bolted. Their blather-thunder enveloped the hallway in chain-reaction explosion.
Stack was left eviscerated on his linoleum tile battlefield. Slowly it dawned on him that he forgot to order Sheila to the Principal’s Office. Not that she would have obeyed.
Sheila ran down the 2nd floor hallway well ahead of the crowd. She flew down a long flight of stairs, through the central lobby with its school banners and trophy cases, and down another long hallway to its very end at the farthest end of the school building.
The art room was a refuge, especially to students of alternative spirit. Bursting in, Sheila found everyone else already there including Julia. She skip-rushed to Julia sitting at their usual worktable. And Julia immediately jumped up and took Sheila into her arms, discreetly kissing her neck.
“See, I told you we’d make it to 3rd period. You okay, babe?” asked Julia.
“Yeah,” replied Sheila with a nod. A solitary tear ran down her cheek. Julia’s slender hand took it all away.
The girls settled down to their art project which they had been working on for some time—it seemed like forever. In the middle of the table, laid out on newspaper, was a black wax sculpture of a reclining nude female couple on a stone. It was a mediate step in a process known as lost wax which would be cast into a mold, then put into a searing hot crucible, and ultimately result in a final solid brass sculpture. As to life, a fitting analogy. As for the nudity, it was art. Besides, it was Miss Ropp’s class, and she was weird anyway.
As the couple worked meticulously on the curves of their wax effigy, Luanna Ropp approached their table. She was a fortyish woman of generous frame and wild black medusa hair all of which swayed with a bohemian smirk and a don’t give a shit walk. There was a scent about her. Was it really perfume or what?—Something like flowers and far eastern spices and burnt up firewood. Maybe she was the original hippie goddess from whose vagina sprang all the cosmic spores of Haight-Ashbury delirium. Curiously, she always wore a drab oversized v-neck house dress, sometimes olive, sometimes khaki, with some kind of navy color small print design…paisley or some such…which on first observance one would think was aesthetically out of kilter with the typical profile of an artist. Didn’t make much sense. Until she came to your low-sitting art table…and bent way down to look at your project…and her v-neck fell way low…and you saw that her bra was even more completely on its own…and there they were…mama’s full pink elliptical hanging fruit and their stiff pencil eraser ends…ready to go. Stunning she was. Luanna was a rare art…a working-class Mrs. Robinson…Rod Stewart’s aging morning cougar who’d drain your every drop and fuck your college career to shreds…Mick Jaggaer’s after-hours Gimme Shelter siren—all leg and heels…a flesh boat Lusitania…if she took you down, you’d die with a smile because she made you part of the legend.
“Girls, I’m impressed,” chortled Luanna.
Julia looked at Sheila, blinked, and replied, “We are too.”
Luanna ran her fingers along the legs of the sculpture. “Oh, I love the curves,” she sighed.
“We do too,” replied Sheila, nodding all wide-eyed and blinking.
Luanna gave a wry smile and a nod. “Carry on girls. Carry on. You clearly know what you’re doing.”
As Luanna Ropp departed to another table for another encounter, Sheila hastened a breathy manic query upon Julia, “You think she was hitting on us?”
“Maybe,” replied Julia with a small laugh and a shrug. “Or maybe she just understands about us, and she approves.”
“You mean she agrees with both of us,” laughed Sheila as she ran a smoothing brush over the entwined feet of their sculpture.
“Yeah,” laughed Julia.
Sheila cast her eye over to the next table where Luanna was inspecting a project on a table full of boys and rendering her teacherly advice. They were all absolutely appreciative of her counsel and direction.
“She doesn’t seem like the marrying kind,” mused Sheila.
“No, I don’t think so,” lilted Julia, shaking her head as she put some of her own touch ups upon the mutually embraced arms of the sculpture.
There was a silence.
“Are we?” asked Sheila in a thin voice, looking straight down at the sculpture.
Both their heads raised. Their eyes met.
“Yeah,” said Julia as she smoothed the sculpture’s stone base with her finger. “In our own way. We have to make it to sixteen, first…get our licenses…get some wheels. But we’re artists…we’ll figure it out.”
Sheila nodded with a short flip of her hair and a wipe of her eye. “Well, I was just thinking. We’ve probably exchanged enough lost wax and stuff to qualify as blood sisters or something.”
“Yeah,” said Julia. “Once this thing is cast, it’ll last forever.”
Dan Yonah Johnson is from Ohio, and he’s been a schoolteacher, social worker, and antiques dealer. Ohio writers Sherwood Anderson and Dawn Powell are Dan Yonah’s literary role models. He has lived in the childhood towns of both authors—where no one remembers them. A previous novel, Date of Birth Unknown, was released in May 2021 by Adelaide Books. A novel excerpt “What Happened” was published March 2022 by The Write Launch. Dan Yonah’s author site is at www.danyonah.com.